Update 6/7/16: NY to 180 happened yesterday. There's another thread where trbrny is keeping track of which firms have matched. Let's keep up the MOMENTUM all the way to NY to 190!
Update 6/8/16: So-called top DC firm Covington & Burling announced that associates outside its New York office will not receive a raise. We condemn this craven behavior in the strongest terms. Everyone mobilize!!
Update 6/9/16: See Appendix A.
Update 6/14/16: CovingTTTon & Burling finally matched in all offices. I imagine A&P and WilmerHale partners went okay.jpg at the news.
Appendix A
Br3v wrote:junior CHOMPING to please in order to recieve gracious NEAR-MARKET bonusBig Shrimpin wrote:I wish I could have a junior associate compile all these SICK CovingTTTon BURNZ into one poast
Br3v wrote:cov and jd midlevels stare LONGINGLY at freshfields stubs CACKLING on potomac booze cruise from there blue line windows as they head to JUNIOR apartments in ARLINGTTTONBr3v wrote:cov refugee unable to enjoy employee CIABATTA TOASTIE on park bench after overhearing milbank bros sipping MOMOFUKU COLD BREW discussing FAT Govt KsBig Shrimpin wrote:probablyBr3v wrote:I knew Subway valued top tier management but I didn't think GMs made that much. Are they leaving their time at Cov off their resumes?Big Shrimpin wrote:sadsoj wrote:Lines at Subway outside CovingTTTon looking longer than usual.
wouldn't want the stain of CovingTTTon to run an otherwise sterling rezzie
might not be an issue at Quiznos tbh thoBr3v wrote:Covington rapidly liquidating to meet in middle with $175 and ALBERTO GONZALESRaceJudicata wrote:Eric Holder must have cost a shit ton...or maybe he got the shaft tosoj wrote:Big Shrimpin wrote:its sad rlysoj wrote:cov has a beautiful new building smack dab in the middle of dc surrounded by top-end stores. the building itself also hosts gucci, hugo boss, and louis vuitton. i'm sure the associates at cov will be seeing a lot more of chill sociable skadden bros around the office DOMINATING depos all morning and CLEANING UP at dior by lunch time. don't worry, guys, there's always the nordstrom clearance rack!
covington associates with HOLES in their cole haans and FORLORN looks on their faces as chill, fratty skadden bros STYLE on them with their FRESH ferragamos, and relaxed, fulfilled SMILES on their facesmercifully they won't have to window shop at burberry et al for much longer. no top-end fashion designer is going to share building space with a second-rate law firm.
Big Shrimpin wrote:Anonymous User wrote:Fenwick chairman just spotted in the office of the CFO. Hopefully crunching the numbers on a match.
cov associates spotted huddled in a CR crying, losing HOAPBig Shrimpin wrote:As if their sheer DOMINANCE of the MARINA ROOFTOP SCENE wasn't enough!Monochromatic Oeuvre wrote:MoFo litigators proudly throwing out their Cuervo as they finally upgrade to Patron for the stuck-up blonde transplant nines from IndianaBig Shrimpin wrote:Covington summers waiting on HOT/SWAMPYmetro platform for 20+ mins waiting for CROWDED TRAIN home to SHIT apt out in SUBURBS to cop dat MAC-DO's DINNER and masturbate with TEARS
skadden et al summers taking UBER SUV, sprawled-out pumpin DAT A/C on way to CRUSH ROOFTOP BAR SCENE in ADAMS MORGAN late into night and crashing at SICK apartment down the street in DUPONT CIRCLEsoj wrote:congratulations, cov dc first years! the skadden slapper summer associate will be out-earning you as of july 1.Monochromatic Oeuvre wrote:Milbank associates laughing all the way back to SICK Georgetown 2BR while CovingTTTon first-years get stuck single-tracking all the way to their Crystal City apartment above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.
