Trump University School of Law C/O 2021 Forum

[Slippin' Jimmy]

The most bigly school ever!

GPA Median: 5.0

LSAT Median: 181

Bar Passage Rate: 101%

Employment: THE VERY BEST

[olemiss18]

The $100k tuition is a little on the steep end, but considering how Trump U Law admissions guaranteed I will be making an easy $400k upon graduation in 1.5 years, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to attend the law school voted Best Hair by Trump Magazine 25 years running. Trump U Law: We put the Cool in Cooley.

[fiatlux10]

The clinical programs are second-to-none. You're really able to get out there in the community and help underprivileged billionaires who have been systematically menaced by things like "facts" and "morality." You learn such practical legal skills such as porn star payoffs through hastily created LLCs, stroking your boss's delicate hair and ego, how to write threatening cease and desist letters without using actual legal arguments, and how to certify letters.

11/10 would recommend

[CanadianWolf]

Could you list some of the optional courses please ? Thanks in advance !

[anonlaw2017]

Just submitted my app, got such a huge throbbing erection!