NYU c/o 2020 Applicants (2016-2017) Forum

[SybillAnnDorsett]

Still no movement on my NYUseless status checker.

Pretty confident about my outcome nonetheless so I'm working on yet another short & sweet LOCI which reads, "I'm angry with you but I love you enough to let bygones be bygones if you accept me off of the WL in the second week of May"

[TripleM]

Still no movement on my NYUseless status checker.

Same same since 3/13. Nothing. It's funny how I'm still waiting on half a dozen schools but NYU is the only one that actually makes me angry.

Maybe this is part of their effort to create a "collaborative learning environment." You know, the way a military puts the members of a squad through living hell so that they'll bond, develop a sense of camaraderie and harden into a rock-solid team. That's it. They're doing this because they've chosen us to be the fire hardened core of the class of 2020. They know we're the ones who can handle it. Those folks who got accepted and were given the full scholarships are the ones the school sees as delicate snowflakes and ill prepared for real battle. That's it.

[SybillAnnDorsett]

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you might be right! but nope, sadly, I just think they hate me. probably tried too hard and did the most which is never a good look.

[Benzmeister]

is there anyone with great/amazing all around stats (at least median or above median LSAT) who is still waiting?
not that it matters but I'm genuinely just curious.

regardless I do feel like this is the ding/wl week. finally.

1 pt above their 75th LSAT

CONGRATS ON CLS!
Guess you're withdrawing from NYU hehe omg who said that???

176 and 3.9 got into H and C but radio silence from NYU
Fuck em!!! But I'm still waiting and haven't committed...
They are the worst... not nice

[SybillAnnDorsett]

is there anyone with great/amazing all around stats (at least median or above median LSAT) who is still waiting?
not that it matters but I'm genuinely just curious.

regardless I do feel like this is the ding/wl week. finally.

1 pt above their 75th LSAT

CONGRATS ON CLS!
Guess you're withdrawing from NYU hehe omg who said that???

176 and 3.9 got into H and C but radio silence from NYU
Fuck em!!! But I'm still waiting and haven't committed...
They are the worst... not nice

you sure you didn't also get into Y and S? lmao, those are crazy great stats, Ben! congratulations!

[SybillAnnDorsett]

I'm not joking I will venmo whomever calls NYU right now and asks them wtf is up.

[dietcoke1]

I'm not joking I will venmo whomever calls NYU right now and asks them wtf is up.

how much are we talkin about sybill

[WordsworthIsBae]

I'm not joking I will venmo whomever calls NYU right now and asks them wtf is up.

how much are we talkin about sybill

I, too, am curious as to how much.

[SybillAnnDorsett]

I'm not joking I will venmo whomever calls NYU right now and asks them wtf is up.

how much are we talkin about sybill

I, too, am curious as to how much.

Depends on the relative value of the information retrieved.

[Instrumental]

NYU - "ASD is poppin off yo! Applications?" *glances over at industrial shredder* "Uh yeah, we'll get right back to ya on those!"

[sigree]

I'm not joking I will venmo whomever calls NYU right now and asks them wtf is up.

how much are we talkin about sybill

I, too, am curious as to how much.

Depends on the relative value of the information retrieved.

Sounds like a flat amount plus a success fee with a percentage of the relative value of information gleaned?

[SybillAnnDorsett]

NYU - "ASD is poppin off yo! Applications?" *glances over at industrial shredder* "Uh yeah, we'll get right back to ya on those!"

Oh I'm a total moron - ASD is today/tomorrow, right? No wonder they're not allowing class visits on these days.
Doesn't this also mean that they will make no additional pre-WL admit offers?

[SybillAnnDorsett]

I'm not joking I will venmo whomever calls NYU right now and asks them wtf is up.

how much are we talkin about sybill

I, too, am curious as to how much.

Depends on the relative value of the information retrieved.

Sounds like a flat amount plus a success fee with a percentage of the relative value of information gleaned?

Precisely. My people will call your people shortly but we've determined that the flat fee is $10.00. The success fee is paid solely to the operative capable of bypassing any attempts from the target to curve the operative - i.e. "All decisions will be out before the end of April and that is all we can say at this time". Operatives who successfully manipulate the target for valuable information will receive double the amount of the flat fee and an additional $10.00 because Sybill just got paid today, HOLLLLA!!!!!

Holy fuck, I've lost it. I've officially lost it.

[dietcoke1]

$10????????? seat deposits are at least $300. come on sybill

[SybillAnnDorsett]

$10????????? seat deposits are at least $300. come on sybill

y'all out here thinking I got the coins for my own deposit, let alone yours! tuh!!
(Ugh diet coke, I wish but I know in my heart that a call isn't even worth a penny. NYU is an excuse factory)

[dietcoke1]

$10????????? seat deposits are at least $300. come on sybill

y'all out here thinking I got the coins for my own deposit, let alone yours! tuh!!
(Ugh diet coke, I wish but I know in my heart that a call isn't even worth a penny. NYU is an excuse factory)

truth

[jessmeesh]

Precisely. My people will call your people shortly but we've determined that the flat fee is $10.00. The success fee is paid solely to the operative capable of bypassing any attempts from the target to curve the operative - i.e. "All decisions will be out before the end of April and that is all we can say at this time". Operatives who successfully manipulate the target for valuable information will receive double the amount of the flat fee and an additional $10.00 because Sybill just got paid today, HOLLLLA!!!!!

Holy fuck, I've lost it. I've officially lost it.

I'm crying over here. Bless you Sybill. I swear you're my favorite thing about my cycle.

[seeprybyrun]

I'm not joking I will venmo whomever calls NYU right now and asks them wtf is up.

I mean, I'm sitting right near the Dean of Admissions. Give me your LSAC number and I'll ask for you

[SybillAnnDorsett]

I'm not joking I will venmo whomever calls NYU right now and asks them wtf is up.

I mean, I'm sitting right near the Dean of Admissions. Give me your LSAC number and I'll ask for you

Can you just be like "with whatever import my standing as an admitted and likely-to-attend student has, I'd like to ask - ARE YOU ADMITTING ANY ONE ELSE OR NAH?"

[ZVBXRPL]

I called. Decisions should come by end of month.

[ech2103]

I'm not joking I will venmo whomever calls NYU right now and asks them wtf is up.

I mean, I'm sitting right near the Dean of Admissions. Give me your LSAC number and I'll ask for you

Can you just be like "with whatever import my standing as an admitted and likely-to-attend student has, I'd like to ask - ARE YOU ADMITTING ANY ONE ELSE OR NAH?"

First time poster, long time lurker chiming in to say I support this! Admitted students use your powers to get us useful information please! SOLIDARITY FOREVER! Also Sybil you are on fire today.

[jessmeesh]

I called. Decisions should come by end of month.

Here's to one more week.

[SybillAnnDorsett]

Yeah, I am crazy today. I think it's time, guys.
I took a TLS hiatus when NYU first deferred my ED app, and I felt a lot better afterwards.

It is with great sadness that I announce a temporary leave of absence from TLS for at least a few days, if not more.
I promise I'll be back with a quintessential "I'm Back" gif, preferably the iconic Emma Roberts original, "I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me".

love you all, my fellow waiters. talk soon

[poptart123]

Stage a walkout of ASW if admissions says by the end of the month.

[meeseeks]

I called. Decisions should come by end of month.

Here's to one more week.

What a joke