To the lurking adcomms.... EXPOSE YOURSELVES. Forum

[reasonabledoubt]

Surely there are a few lurking adcomms (both current and former) amongst us.

Why hide in enigmatic anonymity? Why not just regular anonymity?

Share with us your tips and trade-secrets. No one's telling here. We have no face, just a tar, obscure username, and several outstanding applications.

What can we do to improve our chances? Schedule more visits/face-to-face meetings with you all? Send you cookies? What's your poison?

Disclaimer: If no one emerges, let this thread become a photo-gallery of your favorite spice girl.

[chicoalto0649]

Surely there are a few lurking adcomms (both current and former) amongst us.

Why hide in enigmatic anonymity? Why not just regular anonymity?

Share with us your tips and trade-secrets. No one's telling here. We have no face, just a tar, obscure username, and several outstanding applications.

What can we do to improve our chances? Schedule more visits/face-to-face meetings with you all? Send you cookies? What's your poison?

Disclaimer: If no one emerges, let this thread become a photo-gallery of your favorite spice girl.

LOLWUT??

Ur not serious right?

[reasonabledoubt]

Surely there are a few lurking adcomms (both current and former) amongst us.

Why hide in enigmatic anonymity? Why not just regular anonymity?

Share with us your tips and trade-secrets. No one's telling here. We have no face, just a tar, obscure username, and several outstanding applications.

What can we do to improve our chances? Schedule more visits/face-to-face meetings with you all? Send you cookies? What's your poison?

Disclaimer: If no one emerges, let this thread become a photo-gallery of your favorite spice girl.

LOLWUT??

Ur not serious right?

Not really, but hey, worth a quick feeler-thread.

[slenslee]

I'm an adcomm, you're all in, free ride, AND first round of drinks are on me!

[The Zeppelin]

Lame.

[ViIIager]

Buy us some drinks first, geez.

[guyincognito]

As dean of admissions at Yale, I want you all to know that exotic facial hair will increase your chances of being admitted by up to 100%. This advice applies to both males and females fyi.

[eshort]

As dean of admissions at Yale, I want you all to know that exotic facial hair will increase your chances of being admitted by up to 100%. This advice applies to both males and females fyi.

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Preview of things to come in that link:

[reasonabledoubt]

As dean of admissions at Yale, I want you all to know that exotic facial hair will increase your chances of being admitted by up to 100%. This advice applies to both males and females fyi.

Dear Mr. Dean of Admissions,

Does your committee look favorably upon any other specific physical characteristics? My mother, sister, father, as well as I, all have excessive facial hair and was hoping to determine if unibrows also qualify for special consideration.

[jlnoa0915]

As dean of admissions at Yale, I want you all to know that exotic facial hair will increase your chances of being admitted by up to 100%. This advice applies to both males and females fyi.

Preview of things to come in that link:

FTW

[Zapatero]

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[guyincognito]

As dean of admissions at Yale, I want you all to know that exotic facial hair will increase your chances of being admitted by up to 100%. This advice applies to both males and females fyi.

Dear Mr. Dean of Admissions,

Does your committee look favorably upon any other specific physical characteristics? My mother, sister, father, as well as I, all have excessive facial hair and was hoping to determine if unibrows also qualify for special consideration.

Thank you for your question young sir. I am always happy to answer questions posed by inquisitive young minds. Unibrows are, indeed, looked upon favorably. However, in the absence of such favorable genetic predispositions, other efforts can be made. For instance, wearing a cape or monocle to an interview with a member of my staff will have a lasting impact. Also, try legally adding an important-sounding title to your name (try Chancellor, Viceroy, or Colonel, for example).