THE DING BAR Forum

[oneforship]

UT 11/5: The only things in Austin are steers and queers.

[missvik218]

Notre Dame 11/2/09

App complete 10/15. Did they even read it? Can leprechauns actually read?

I think I win the "Did they even bother reading it?!" contest ...

UVA - Complete 11/30 - Rejection 12/2 (via e-mail). I don't have anything horrible to say, I really wanted to go there . However, I'm sure I'll be rejected by some schools I'd like to make fun of so .. TAGGED!

[nsinger]

Boston College despite my numbers being around 75th in LSAT and GPA (165/3.75). Boston's a shitty second rate city anyway and I got into Fordham. So take that to all those yuppie J. Crew wearing mo'fuckas.

[doinmybest]

Penn - 1/12.

It's in Philadelphia. Nuff said.

+1

1/13/09

[jbarl1]

BU: I'm a Yankees fan. Plus, who wants to spend all day in that hideous tower anyway?

[GobiasIndustries]

BU: You rejected a URM at your medians. Smooth move.
Penn: Never had a shot but thanks for the fee waiver. It was worth $12 for you to have to take the time to create a file for me.

[OrcinusOrcas]

Berkeley: Pedestrians are crazy, homeless homicidal maniacs or self-absorbed joggers/students too busy with their Ipods/group of giggly friends to pay attention to the mess of cars and buses zooming by. Getting around is a nightmare, I'm glad I won't have to deal with that crap anymore just trying to get to class (went there for UG). Also, too many crazy burnouts trolling the streets. Too many vegan restaurants. Too many people constantly handing me papers about how I should be making donations to save whoever. Campus is way too far away from nearest BART station or parking lot. All the classrooms I had sucked ass. Law school part of campus isn't particularly inspiring. And, most of all, it's way too far from my home town and I just got accepted to the best law school in my home town.

OH YEAH. Now I should set that to TOP THAT! TOP THAT! (circa the rap in Teen Witch from the 80's)

[pa.wink]

OP is a genius. I just got my apps out though so I got nothing.

+1

[GobiasIndustries]

Harvard: Stop being so attractive and giving me false hope. Well, I guess that second part was my fault.

[nyskidude]

Michigan 1/15: I feel like my vacinity to the Detroit Lions would make me flunk out of law school.

[monkeygirl]

I love this thread, and since the hatchet seems to be swinging today, I feel as though I will be making more contributions shortly.

[sarlis]

Illinois.

I hate to be negative about this rejection because Dean Pless is pretty cool posting on TLS and all.

But here it goes: Buckeyes > fighting illini every fucking day.

juice williams sucks, as does the entire football team.

[mchrop10]

Ding from UIUC


Whatever, it's Urbana-Champaign...

[jeeptiger09]

I'm T2 caliber so here's some new ones for you...

George Mason-- who wants to go to the third best law school (at best) in a hurting legal market. And I don't speak spanish so I wouldn't survive in Northern Virginia.
Tulane-- I'm not going to kick a guy while he's down... but it's New Orleans...

More to come I'm sure

[cr073137]

I'm glad to join the party....

Berkeley axed me yesterday. I went out to the bar to drown myself in good alcohol, ended up meeting a group of rich cool foreigners, drank champagne all night and the rest if PG (XXX).

Thank you Berkeley for the best night of my life!!

[therealfp]

hell of a silver-lining, and that was only a Thursday night, well done.

[Oban]

Columbia 12/18

No one considers you to be "Real" Ivy.

[BearDownChicago]

dinged illinois

Pless is awesome, but would be more awesome for not dinging me.

At first I really wanted to go, but after 5 years (UG and Grad) I hate this place. The law school is across the street from a cemetery. Depressing. Ron Zook sucks. Tailgaiting is even worse.

[BearDownChicago]

Ding from UIUC


Whatever, it's Urbana-Champaign...

well put

[fonzerelli]

I just status checked the F out of my status check spreadsheet and although I have nothing new to report, I do have something to say.

Harvard, come here with me and don't worry sweetheart, it's 5'oclock somewhere. Let me by you a drink, overpriced Boston Lager, right? You got it. Baaaatenda, get this lady a veritas drink. Oh, I know a lot of things honey, latin is one of them.

Now listen, I know you haven't made any decisions with regards to our relationship but you and I both know you're way out of my numbers league. But, don't you like how I "got it done" in the real world for all those years after undergrad? Quantifiable achievement baby. I know a lot of other girls that like that about me. Oh I know they're not as highly ranked, but once you wipe away all that makeup, a lot of what you get out of a relationship is how hard you work in it, right? Of course I'm right doll.

I gotta run. You do what you have to do but I'm going to do what I have to do as well. (kiss on cheek while I slap $12 lsac dollars on the bar and leave)

[Sequoia90]

UVA: Waitlist? I have an idea, why don't you go ---- yourself.

Penn: Waitlist: Don't expect an email begging to be kept on your waitlist. Your school visit SUCKED (the few token minorities getting completely ignored by argyle-sweater wearing honkeys)

[Snoopy1216]

I just status checked the F out of my status check spreadsheet and although I have nothing new to report, I do have something to say.

Harvard, come here with me and don't worry sweetheart, it's 5'oclock somewhere. Let me by you a drink, overpriced Boston Lager, right? You got it. Baaaatenda, get this lady a veritas drink. Oh, I know a lot of things honey, latin is one of them.

Now listen, I know you haven't made any decisions with regards to our relationship but you and I both know you're way out of my numbers league. But, don't you like how I "got it done" in the real world for all those years after undergrad? Quantifiable achievement baby. I know a lot of other girls that like that about me. Oh I know they're not as highly ranked, but once you wipe away all that makeup, a lot of what you get out of a relationship is how hard you work in it, right? Of course I'm right doll.

I gotta run. You do what you have to do but I'm going to do what I have to do as well. (kiss on cheek while I slap $12 lsac dollars on the bar and leave)

1+ LOL you should get in jus for this skit!

[LSAT! Nooooooooo!]

Columbia 12/18

No one considers you to be "Real" Ivy.

Solid

[LSAT! Nooooooooo!]

UVA is gettin "Snookie-ed" in this thread. They probably don't know though because they're getting "spray tanned" right now...

[fonzerelli]

UVA is gettin "Snookie-ed" in this thread. They probably don't know though because they're getting "spray tanned" right now...

Spray tanning seems to be one way to get UVA Rays ITT.