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THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:47 pm
by fonzerelli
In this thread we retaliate by protesting what made XXX school somewhat suspect to begin with, and we're glad our decision was made that much easier by taking that ridiculous option off the table.

In fact, we didn't really care enough to try that hard. If we had sent version 4B from our personal statement library we definitely would have gotten in but who cares, I don't even care.

I'll start: Berkeley. Ding date: 01/14/10

Umm, I don't want to listen to global warming propaganda for three years anyway. I eat red meat. Back off peta, your toyota prius is burning dead animals too. Earthquakes. Too liberal. Volatile economy. Hippies. Whatever.

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:50 pm
by Zapatero
UMN. Ding date: 12/1/09

-19 last week. Mosquitos in the summer.

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:53 pm
by fonzerelli
ccs1702 wrote:UMN. Ding date: 12/1/09

-19 last week. Mosquitos in the summer.
Malaria sucks. So does hypothermia.

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:54 pm
by davidicus
Michigan - Dinged 1/14

Ummm...cold. Failed state (I didn't think it was possible to have an economy worse than California's north of Mexico...but thank you for proving me wrong). Pretty dismal football program recently. Detroit. Auto companies. Rhymes with "bitchigan".

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:57 pm
by amichig
UVA. Dinged 12/8

too many popped collared, stuck in undergrad, fratty gunners

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:57 pm
by fonzerelli
Nightrunner wrote:
fonzerelli wrote:In this thread we retaliate by protesting what made XXX school somewhat suspect to begin with, and we're glad our decision was made that much easier by taking that ridiculous option off the table.

In fact, we didn't really care enough to try that hard. If we had sent version 4B from our personal statement library we definitely would have gotten in but who cares, I don't even care.

I'll start: Berkeley. Ding date: 01/14/10

Umm, I don't want to listen to global warming propaganda for three years anyway. Earthquakes. Umm, too liberal. Volatile economy. Hippies. Whatever.

Dear Fonz,

I apologize for mocking your earlier threads (even though some may have deserved it.) This is a GREAT idea.
Dude, thank you. It's making me feel a lot better already. I didn't want to be a part of the Governator state anyway.

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:58 pm
by thorntll
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Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:02 pm
by fonzerelli
thorntll wrote:One thing that makes me feel better: going to the LSAT Prep and Discussion thread, and saying, "Damn, I'm glad I'm not them anymore."
amichig wrote:UVA. Dinged 12/8

too many popped collared, stuck in undergrad, fratty gunners
UVA is lame. I live in Charlottesville... I don't know why people want to go there.
Perhaps we should be naming UVA a "POT Law School" instead of TLS? I didn't apply there so no personal agenda here but from what I heard the moniker does apply.

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:04 pm
by stratocophic
Thread win, I can't wait to go complete now. I'm gonna start popping more dings than a cash register soon and I'll come here to tell you all what a TTT Columbia is while I drop tears of shame on my keyboard.

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:05 pm
by clem21
NYU - 12/19

Purple is a stupid color.

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:13 pm
by Zapatero
BC- 1/4/10

Smelly harbor. People talk like aliens. "Wicked" used as an adverb. Traded the Great Bambino.

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:22 pm
by robin600
UofM today, def. not shocked by it because numbers are low, but as a Spartan grad I'm happy not to go to a school where some of the students think that anybody who goes to "the other michigan" is a total dumbass. Thanks UofM, but I was accepted there for UG, but didn't choose you, and I don't have the pleasure to choose you again. Oh well we kicked your ass in football this year, that's good enough for me!

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:23 pm
by Veritas
GULC - dinged 12/1

TTT diploma mill.

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:23 pm
by robin600
ccs1702 wrote:Traded the Great Bambino.
ultimate fail!

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:27 pm
by Snoopy1216
BC - dinged 1/4
Eew Chesnut Hill? What Boston was too cool for you?

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:37 pm
by Veritas
UVA 12/16

I can't think of anything....

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:38 pm
by ccs224
Penn - 1/12.

It's in Philadelphia. Nuff said.

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:41 pm
by Flanker1067
OP is a genius. I just got my apps out though so I got nothing.

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:46 pm
by mayosmith
UVA 12/16.

Because Virginia Gentleman is bad whiskey.

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:48 pm
by ArtVandelay
Lightning round:

Penn: I didn't want to have to sleep with a gun for three years anyway
Mich: If I wanted to live in a failed state I'd move to Mexico and save myself $120k
UVA: Jokes on you dude, now I have more time to work on my biceps and keg stands
Gtown: A law school inside the Beltway? That sounds like the perfect recipe for ethical integrity

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:55 pm
by fonzerelli
ArtVandelay wrote:Lightning round:

Penn: I didn't want to have to sleep with a gun for three years anyway
Mich: If I wanted to live in a failed state I'd move to Mexico and save myself $120k
UVA: Jokes on you dude, now I have more time to work on my biceps and keg stands
Gtown: A law school inside the Beltway? That sounds like the perfect recipe for ethical integrity
An exceptional round indeed!

It's early for my cycle, but I'm sure I'll be bellied up to the Ding Bar more next week as well.... I ED'd at G-town and it's currently being reviewed. I have an arsenal of pros or cons waiting to be unleashed with regards to that particular one.

We will see if the Ding Bar gets those comments or the "Sing Bar" which I may create later.

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:03 am
by robin600
fonzerelli wrote:
ArtVandelay wrote:Lightning round:

Penn: I didn't want to have to sleep with a gun for three years anyway
Mich: If I wanted to live in a failed state I'd move to Mexico and save myself $120k
UVA: Jokes on you dude, now I have more time to work on my biceps and keg stands
Gtown: A law school inside the Beltway? That sounds like the perfect recipe for ethical integrity
An exceptional round indeed!

It's early for my cycle, but I'm sure I'll be bellied up to the Ding Bar more next week as well.... I ED'd at G-town and it's currently being reviewed. I have an arsenal of pros or cons waiting to be unleashed with regards to that particular one.

We will see if the Ding Bar gets those comments or the "Sing Bar" which I may create later.
Lol to the sing bar, but nobody gets to use the excuse "because it's a t-14" because we already know that!

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:10 am
by 09042014
Cornell, they are the worst T13.

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:12 am
by gocubs2010
ccs1702 wrote:BC- 1/4/10

Smelly harbor. People talk like aliens. "Wicked" used as an adverb. Traded the Great Bambino.

sold him actually

Re: THE DING BAR

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:44 am
by fonzerelli
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