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[cron1834]

"Passionate about my practice" -0L

Also, you got a faculty rec to sit in law school classes as a freshman?

No, not a rec - RECS. Like 20 separate times, for credit. Sounds legit.

My professors love me. Also, I don't know if these posts are coming from people from my workplace who are scared about me talking about their trifiling racist behavior and making the company's diversity initiatives look bad. If it is, you mofos have one more troll post before I unmask everyone.

*Gulp*

I'm sorry, Texas2Step....I take back anything unflattering about you I may have suggested in this thread. Also, we greatly value your contributions to our workplace.

Please do not unmask me. Please.

We cool. Would appreciate it if you told everybody else to chill - thread will be deleted soon anyway...

Yeah, even you have to admit this is pretty funny all-around.

[Texas2Step]

"Passionate about my practice" -0L

Also, you got a faculty rec to sit in law school classes as a freshman?

No, not a rec - RECS. Like 20 separate times, for credit. Sounds legit.

My professors love me. Also, I don't know if these posts are coming from people from my workplace who are scared about me talking about their trifiling racist behavior and making the company's diversity initiatives look bad. If it is, you mofos have one more troll post before I unmask everyone.

Most of my law professors do love me. How the hell you think I got into YLS?

Unilateral mistake?

But seriously, say more SJW things.

Who the fuck is this? Top 3% at Stanford, 20 law school classes, 4 law professor recs, Oxford degree, and a 98th LSAT and I'm a mistake? I bet you didn't come close to that. Go home mother fucker, go home....

[rpupkin]

"Passionate about my practice" -0L

Also, you got a faculty rec to sit in law school classes as a freshman?

No, not a rec - RECS. Like 20 separate times, for credit. Sounds legit.

My professors love me. Also, I don't know if these posts are coming from people from my workplace who are scared about me talking about their trifiling racist behavior and making the company's diversity initiatives look bad. If it is, you mofos have one more troll post before I unmask everyone.

Most of my law professors do love me. How the hell you think I got into YLS?

Unilateral mistake?

But seriously, say more SJW things.

Who the fuck is this? Top 3% at Stanford, 20 law school classes, 4 law professor recs, Oxford degree, and a 98th LSAT and I'm a mistake? I bet you didn't come close to that. Go home mother fucker, go home....

Sorry, I tried to get cron1834 to stop but he wouldn't. Maybe you should unmask him.

[hasmith]

Second the motion for unmasking

[hasmith]

Also - are your law school classes on your undergrad transcript or did you get a separate one from
The law school? Still curious about the tuition aspect too?

[Texas2Step]

Most of my law professors do love me. How the hell you think I got into YLS?[/quote]
Unilateral mistake?

But seriously, say more SJW things.[/quote]

Who the fuck is this? Top 3% at Stanford, 20 law school classes, 4 law professor recs, Oxford degree, and a 98th LSAT and I'm a mistake? I bet you didn't come close to that. Go home mother fucker, go home....[/quote]
Sorry, I tried to get cron1834 to stop but he wouldn't. Maybe you should unmask him.[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

I have to work on a law review article so I'll be back in the meantime cron is getting unmasked unless he (1) deletes the post or (2) apologizes in person. Btw, this better not be Kaplan otherwise I calling police. There is only so far you can go with a negro...

[Texas2Step]

Also - are your law school classes on your undergrad transcript or did you get a separate one from
The law school? Still curious about the tuition aspect too?

I paid undergrad tuition (45,000) so its still pretty hefty...

[rpupkin]

I have to work on a law review article so I'll be back in the meantime cron is getting unmasked unless he (1) deletes the post or (2) apologizes in person. Btw, this better not be Kaplan otherwise I calling police. There is only so far you can go with a negro...

Kaplan has been a problem from day 1. Frankly, I don't know why the bosses put up with his bs.

[cron1834]

I've worked far too many hours at this firm to be confronted by a summer INTERN.

[waldorf]

man this thread delivers

[Texas2Step]

I've worked far too many hours at this firm to be confronted by a summer INTERN.

Okay, damn. But, what the fuck did I do to you?

[njdevils2626]

man this thread delivers

[Kali the Annihilator]

ITT: everyone thinks they are trolling each other. Hilarity.

[Kaplan]

Kaplan here - listen I've got a wife that hates me, kids that don't respect me and a mortgage that I can barely afford. Texas2Step - come at me bro! You can't intimidate me - and get back to work before I tell the higher ups. You are on thin ice as it is

[rpupkin]

ITT: everyone thinks they are trolling each other. Hilarity.

(Kaplan)

[cron1834]

[A. Nony Mouse]

I actually think it's very normal for people to think they'll like appellate. (Some of us do actually like it, Nebby.) It is a good match for nerdy introverts (as an appellate lawyer said to me once, appellate lawyers don't get out much), and then of course people think they want it because they think it's all like arguing in front of SCOTUS.

There are lots of AMAZING things in what OP is saying, but that they think they'll like appellate isn't one of them.

I think 95% of people who say they like it will be because of bolded, which is why I chuckle

And everyone here laughs at people who think they want to do environmental law, too.

I'm not sure what your point is here, Nony. I think those are pretty analogous situations; 95% of people on here who want "environmental law" think about saving trees and animals and not the ins and outs of CERCLA or admin law.

In any case, wanting appellate law is pretty low on the list of OP's issues right now.

Oh, exactly. Those are both reasons why it amuses me that Nebby was harping on the "wants to do appellate" bit.

[ConLaw2017]

Kaplan here - listen I've got a wife that hates me, kids that don't respect me and a mortgage that I can barely afford. Texas2Step - come at me bro! You can't intimidate me - and get back to work before I tell the higher ups. You are on thin ice as it is

But what did he do to you? Also, you can't make diversity interns work from 8-11 - that's damn near slavery...Why can't leave at 5:30 PM like all the other interns at biglaw firms?

[ConLaw2017]

Kaplan here - listen I've got a wife that hates me, kids that don't respect me and a mortgage that I can barely afford. Texas2Step - come at me bro! You can't intimidate me - and get back to work before I tell the higher ups. You are on thin ice as it is

Also why is he on thin ice?

[rpupkin]

Kaplan here - listen I've got a wife that hates me, kids that don't respect me and a mortgage that I can barely afford. Texas2Step - come at me bro! You can't intimidate me - and get back to work before I tell the higher ups. You are on thin ice as it is

But what did he do to you? Also, you can't make diversity interns work from 8-11 - that's damn near slavery...Why can't leave at 5:30 PM like all the other interns at biglaw firms?

The last page of this thread was pretty funny until this post.

[A. Nony Mouse]

I have to work on a law review article so I'll be back in the meantime cron is getting unmasked unless he (1) deletes the post or (2) apologizes in person. Btw, this better not be Kaplan otherwise I calling police. There is only so far you can go with a negro...

Also, I think this is far as we're going today. Goodbye OP. Sorry to cut short the entertainment, folks, but you can console yourself with the knowledge that OP will never get to delete this pretty pretty thread.

[A. Nony Mouse]

Kaplan here - listen I've got a wife that hates me, kids that don't respect me and a mortgage that I can barely afford. Texas2Step - come at me bro! You can't intimidate me - and get back to work before I tell the higher ups. You are on thin ice as it is

But what did he do to you? Also, you can't make diversity interns work from 8-11 - that's damn near slavery...Why can't leave at 5:30 PM like all the other interns at biglaw firms?

The last page of this thread was pretty funny until this post.

Probably because it turns out ConLaw2017 is the OP, for those who'd like to keep track at home.