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[RSN]

Best entree at crystal city restaurant?

Steak sandwich

Is this a thing people actually talk about in DC biglaw

Because if so that makes me sad

Like I've heard of the legend of the Crystal City Restaurant but the fact that it's coming up here is mindblowing

[sublime]

Have you lateraled or did you just talk about it? I'm not there yet but any thoughts or tips about the process?

[Desert Fox]

Best entree at crystal city restaurant?

Steak sandwich

Is this a thing people actually talk about in DC biglaw

Because if so that makes me sad

Like I've heard of the legend of the Crystal City Restaurant but the fact that it's coming up here is mindblowing

I just live by there. It's just funny that a strip club is called a restaurant.

But there is far shader shit about biglaw that going to a strip club.

[Desert Fox]

Have you lateraled or did you just talk about it? I'm not there yet but any thoughts or tips about the process?

I'd use major Lindsay and Africa as your headhunter. You aren't in D.C. Or philly are you. Cause my guy does both and i recommend him.

[sublime]

Have you lateraled or did you just talk about it? I'm not there yet but any thoughts or tips about the process?

I'd use major Lindsay and Africa as your headhunter. You aren't in D.C. Or philly are you. Cause my guy does both and i recommend him.

I'll keep it in mind, but no. Mfh.

[RSN]

Best entree at crystal city restaurant?

Steak sandwich

Is this a thing people actually talk about in DC biglaw

Because if so that makes me sad

Like I've heard of the legend of the Crystal City Restaurant but the fact that it's coming up here is mindblowing

I just live by there. It's just funny that a strip club is called a restaurant.

But there is far shader shit about biglaw that going to a strip club.

Any fun recent anecdotes you'd like to share? The biglaw stories on TLS are so NYC-centric, I feel like we need more tales of DC misery

[jingosaur]

How did you meet your wife

[Blackfish]

how many offers did you have after OCI and why did you pick the firm you ended up picking

[jkpolk]

Isn't it weird that a tree is alive but doesn't know it's alive? What's the point, right? Why do we associate trees and conscious or semi-conscious animals for being "alive?"

[emkay625]

Have you been to a desert?

Have you met a fox?

[Desert Fox]

How did you meet your wife

on tls

[Desert Fox]

how many offers did you have after OCI and why did you pick the firm you ended up picking

5

because it was the only dc firm to give me an offer.

[Desert Fox]

Isn't it weird that a tree is alive but doesn't know it's alive? What's the point, right? Why do we associate trees and conscious or semi-conscious animals for being "alive?"

how do we know they don't know man? This might be the merlot talking, but science is flame. what if tree are really alvie

[Desert Fox]

Have you been to a desert?

Have you met a fox?

does las vegas count, but otherwise no

i used to chase foxes in my neighborhood growing uo

[OneHandedEconomist]

Yale or t13 for free?

[Desert Fox]

Yale or t13 for free?

T13 for free unless you are rich.

[Blackfish]

you mentioned above that you lateraled. did biglaw get better or worse at your new firm? and in what ways did it get better/worse

[Veil of Ignorance]

Do you like biglaw? Does the money make it worth the hours?

[sublime]

How did you meet your wife

on tls

Really?

[Desert Fox]

How did you meet your wife

on tls

Really?

Yea really.

Everyone in the USS BP Megan thread either got married or divorced.

[sublime]

How did you meet your wife

on tls

Really?

Yea really.

Everyone in the USS BP Megan thread either got married or divorced.

Wow. Had no idea. Good for you, man.

[Easterbork]

Best entree at crystal city restaurant?

Steak sandwich

Is this a thing people actually talk about in DC biglaw

Because if so that makes me sad

Like I've heard of the legend of the Crystal City Restaurant but the fact that it's coming up here is mindblowing

I just live by there. It's just funny that a strip club is called a restaurant.

But there is far shader shit about biglaw that going to a strip club.

Comparative Law Q: What's your opinion on the strip club rules between VA / MD / DC

[Desert Fox]

Best entree at crystal city restaurant?

Steak sandwich

Is this a thing people actually talk about in DC biglaw

Because if so that makes me sad

Like I've heard of the legend of the Crystal City Restaurant but the fact that it's coming up here is mindblowing

I just live by there. It's just funny that a strip club is called a restaurant.

But there is far shader shit about biglaw that going to a strip club.

Comparative Law Q: What's your opinion on the strip club rules between VA / MD / DC

DC's no touching rule is ttt as fuck. Not sure about VAs law but I know arlingtttons sucks. Maryland is clearly best. Full nude. Full contact.

[TLSModBot]

Best entree at crystal city restaurant?

Steak sandwich

Is this a thing people actually talk about in DC biglaw

Because if so that makes me sad

Like I've heard of the legend of the Crystal City Restaurant but the fact that it's coming up here is mindblowing

I just live by there. It's just funny that a strip club is called a restaurant.

But there is far shader shit about biglaw that going to a strip club.

Comparative Law Q: What's your opinion on the strip club rules between VA / MD / DC

DC's no touching rule is ttt as fuck. Not sure about VAs law but I know arlingtttons sucks. Maryland is clearly best. Full nude. Full contact.

Granted I'm not looking, but I've never seen a strip club in Maryland. I assume they're not in MoCo but are out in the sketchier parts of PG, Howard, or PW counties?

[TLSModBot]

Also come on out to the Board Room tonight per the DC Meetup thread. I don't know if they have mini corn dogs but if you asked I'm sure their kitchen will deep fry anything