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How to liquor
How do i liquor in the office without getting caught? I'm in an open cube situation, and I'm situated in the middle, next to a person who is absolute, no pun intended, nark material. Everyone else is probably cool.
I need to drink at work to deal with life. Can I sneak and how? Please help
I have a cabinet in my cube that is lockable. I can arrive to work earlier than everyone, including Narkface.
Narkface likes to take a lot of breaks, so I can swig. Best breathmint recs. are relevant
I need to drink at work to deal with life. Can I sneak and how? Please help
I have a cabinet in my cube that is lockable. I can arrive to work earlier than everyone, including Narkface.
Narkface likes to take a lot of breaks, so I can swig. Best breathmint recs. are relevant
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I read your second sentence as "I am open to an ice cube situation." Maybe try that.
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On the off-chance that this isn't a troll: please find a good therapist.
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If this was real you would already know to bring vodka in a thermos.
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You should seek professional help. This is not a sustainable lifestyle. There are probably resources on your city or state bar website.Anonymous User wrote: I need to drink at work to deal with life. Can I sneak and how? Please help
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- njdevils2626
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lawhopeful100 wrote:If this was real you would already know to bring vodka in a thermos.
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This plus strong cologne or strong air freshener. You'll just be known as the person who smells like bath and body works, but it'll mask the liquor smell. Also, try to get not-so-strongly scented liquor, like vodka.njdevils2626 wrote:lawhopeful100 wrote:If this was real you would already know to bring vodka in a thermos.
I like bourbon in my coffee too. Pretty good at masking the smell. bring a flask and pour it into your coffee from under the desk.
Lastly, get a fucking therapist.
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I had a very big problem with alcohol for awhile. It can sneak up on you fast, and if you really do need it to get through the day, it will likely get worse and worse. For me, it progressed from drinking to blackout/passout occasionally, to every weekend to every night. Additionally, I would drink on Saturday and Sunday mornings to the point of passing out in the morning only to repeat in the afternoon. I drank alone to escape it was terrible. I am sure I stank at work and everyone knew even if they didn't say anything. Its only now, after having been sober for over a year that I can clearly see how far gone my behavior had gone.
I'm not here to judge or tell you that you have a problem. But, if you feel like it may be an issue, I urge you to get help - it only gets tougher.
I'm not here to judge or tell you that you have a problem. But, if you feel like it may be an issue, I urge you to get help - it only gets tougher.
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dark colored cup filled with ice, pour it under desk.
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I strongly suggest not drinking at work for numerous reasons. It will smell. You will smell. People will become suspicious and it could lead to employment problems. If you must drink at work you likely have a bigger problem on your hands than you realize.
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Really?ballouttacontrol wrote:dark colored cup filled with ice, pour it under desk.
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Have a big bottle of hand sanitizer on desk and use is after drinking. People will see the bottle and make the association.
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go get a fucking lifeNebby wrote:Really?ballouttacontrol wrote:dark colored cup filled with ice, pour it under desk.
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I mean that's not subtle at all. Booze doesn't smell less like booze when you pour it over ice. (It also doesn't smell like hand sanitizer unless you're drinking very different stuff than I do.)ballouttacontrol wrote:go get a fucking lifeNebby wrote:Really?ballouttacontrol wrote:dark colored cup filled with ice, pour it under desk.
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You must not drink Vodka.A. Nony Mouse wrote:I mean that's not subtle at all. Booze doesn't smell less like booze when you pour it over ice. (It also doesn't smell like hand sanitizer unless you're drinking very different stuff than I do.)ballouttacontrol wrote:go get a fucking lifeNebby wrote:Really?ballouttacontrol wrote:dark colored cup filled with ice, pour it under desk.
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BenjarvusGreenEllis wrote:Have a big bottle of hand sanitizer on desk and use is after drinking. People will see the bottle and make the association.
instead, pour the vodka into the hand sanitizer and take shots right out of the hand sanitizer bottle in front of coworkers (including Narkface). that way you can get drunk AND let your coworkers/Narkface know that you are fuckin crazy and not to be fucked with
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Or hand sanitizer.TakeItToTrial wrote:You must not drink Vodka.A. Nony Mouse wrote:I mean that's not subtle at all. Booze doesn't smell less like booze when you pour it over ice. (It also doesn't smell like hand sanitizer unless you're drinking very different stuff than I do.)ballouttacontrol wrote:go get a fucking lifeNebby wrote:Really?ballouttacontrol wrote:dark colored cup filled with ice, pour it under desk.
That's the real answer OP. Nobody's going to think twice about the gallon jug of hand sanitizer on your desk.
ETA: FTR, I'm not suggesting OP fill the hand sanitizer jug with vodka.
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Instead of breath mints, have you thought about washing all that liquor down with Cheez-Its? I have heard that's a really good snack to eat constantly while in the office.
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Are you saying that vodka smells like hand sanitizer, or that it doesn't smell like booze? Don't really agree with with either of these things, but I hate vodka. (I think mostly the idea that vodka doesn't smell like booze is a comforting fiction put forth by alcoholics.)TakeItToTrial wrote:You must not drink Vodka.A. Nony Mouse wrote:I mean that's not subtle at all. Booze doesn't smell less like booze when you pour it over ice. (It also doesn't smell like hand sanitizer unless you're drinking very different stuff than I do.)ballouttacontrol wrote:go get a fucking lifeNebby wrote:Really?ballouttacontrol wrote:dark colored cup filled with ice, pour it under desk.
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Personally, I would go with the intravenous vodka drip. You won't have to worry about the smell, and if you say it's for a medical condition, your co-workers will be reluctant to probe for fear of violating your right to privacy.
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Vodka smells very similar to hand sanitizer, especially if it's the cheap stuff.A. Nony Mouse wrote:Are you saying that vodka smells like hand sanitizer, or that it doesn't smell like booze? Don't really agree with with either of these things, but I hate vodka. (I think mostly the idea that vodka doesn't smell like booze is a comforting fiction put forth by alcoholics.)TakeItToTrial wrote:You must not drink Vodka.A. Nony Mouse wrote:I mean that's not subtle at all. Booze doesn't smell less like booze when you pour it over ice. (It also doesn't smell like hand sanitizer unless you're drinking very different stuff than I do.)ballouttacontrol wrote:go get a fucking lifeNebby wrote:Really?ballouttacontrol wrote:dark colored cup filled with ice, pour it under desk.
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Oops, accidental anon.Anonymous User wrote:Vodka smells very similar to hand sanitizer, especially if it's the cheap stuff.A. Nony Mouse wrote:Are you saying that vodka smells like hand sanitizer, or that it doesn't smell like booze? Don't really agree with with either of these things, but I hate vodka. (I think mostly the idea that vodka doesn't smell like booze is a comforting fiction put forth by alcoholics.)TakeItToTrial wrote:You must not drink Vodka.A. Nony Mouse wrote:I mean that's not subtle at all. Booze doesn't smell less like booze when you pour it over ice. (It also doesn't smell like hand sanitizer unless you're drinking very different stuff than I do.)ballouttacontrol wrote:go get a fucking lifeNebby wrote:Really?ballouttacontrol wrote:dark colored cup filled with ice, pour it under desk.
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Re: How to liquor
Mint julep, creme de menth, irish coffee, bailey's, etc.
Start smoking so your suit is reeked with cigarette/cigar smell. Put vapor rub, ben-gay on your body. Fart a lot. Do whatever it takes so no one gets near you.
Alternatives to imbibing: alcohol suppositories, alcohol patches, alcohol enemas, and alcohol IVs.
Alternatives to alcohol: opium, crack, ice cream.
Start smoking so your suit is reeked with cigarette/cigar smell. Put vapor rub, ben-gay on your body. Fart a lot. Do whatever it takes so no one gets near you.
Alternatives to imbibing: alcohol suppositories, alcohol patches, alcohol enemas, and alcohol IVs.
Alternatives to alcohol: opium, crack, ice cream.
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idk about you guys but I pretty rarely talk to someone other than my friends in person in my own office. my friends wouldn't give a shit and half have had a few beers at lunch or on their desk in the afternoon, and for supervisors it's almost always on the phone or a meeting in their office so just pop in a piece of gum before you go
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Spray Febreze on your chair.
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