Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Queen is taken hostage.
Queen is saved by jedi.
They go to the desert and meet a kid.
Not everyone is excited about the kid.
They leave the desert. Queen gets this dude to “help.”
There is fighting. Good guy dies.
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
An evil Count plots.
A clone army is created.
Anakin loses arm.
Anakin gets girl.
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
General Grievous and the jedi fight.
Evil dude turns Anakin evil.
He sends Anakin to Jedi School.
Anakin ends the cute.
Padme is sad.
Anakin fights. He ends up in lava.
Anakin becomes Darth Vader.
Padme has noobs. She dies.
One of those noobs is named Luke.
Episode IV: A New Hope
Luke’s family buys robots. Luke loses one robot.
Luke looks for robot and finds Obi-Wan.
Robot brings message from pretty princess for Obi-Wan.
Luke and Obi-Wan pay Han Solo to help them escape the desert. Hans likes money.
Han’s friend Chewie is cool.
Obi-Wan teaches Luke.
Darth Vader blows up planet with Death Star.
Luke, Hans, and Chewie go to rescue the princess.
R2D2 holds the key to destroying the death star.
Luke is awesome and blows up the death star.
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Rebels are on a cold planet.
Empire finds them; they fight.
Luke goes to look for Yoda.
Yoda makes Luke work.
Han, Chewie, and Leia go to Cloud City, but -
Luke goes to rescue them, but the storm troopers get there first.
Han gets sent to Jabba the Hut, but Chewie and Leia escape with Han’s frenemy, Lando.
Darth Vader lies in wait for Luke.
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Most evil, evil dude makes a new death star.
Daring, but convoluted plan is hatched to rescue Han from Jabba the Hut.
The rebels go to attack the new death star.
Luke, Han, Chewie, and Leia go to Endor where they meet Ewoks and make new friends.
The ewoks decide to help. They hide to ambush the empire.
Luke decides to confront Emperor Palpatine.
Evilest, evil dude, Palpatine tries to make Luke evil.
He orders Vader to attack.
Luke spares his father, Darth Vader, and instead fights the Emperor.
Darth Vader, truly evil he is not. He realizes this and saves his son.
The rebels win!