Clean my what?

then if you don't eat red meat, just cut off your arm. not only will you lose the weight of your arm, you will also only be able to stuff your face one hand--your only hand--at a time. it's a win win.

hell, if it's not too fat you might even be able to sell it on the black market. then it's a win win win.

oops

this...at times i go like morning to 9pm w/o eating

You can get salads delivered too, you know.

tyft

"Talk to the learned hand(s)"

let's have a caption contest.

O GOD NO

ok i'll own it. poor, poor form. it was for soxy. but it was poor.

carry on.

why you are posting on TLS while you could be getting jacked?!

"Are you crazy? I'm a magician. I make my living with my hands."

A little AD reference never hurt.

Are there any actual law students posting in this thread? I'm seeing a lot of 0Ls lecturing about what we should or should not have time for in law school.

1L here. you have time to work out at least an hour a day.

1L here ... see my above posts ...

2L here.

just have sex, thats a preetty good workout

1L here.

I say get a Hawaii chair so you can lose weights and learn to be good at laws.

If you feel you don't have the time to work out, at least cut back on the calories. Drink lots of water, chew gum, start smoking cigarettes....

TITCR and tobacco too.

I credit my summer ADD diagnosis and recent adoption of tobacco use for being in my best shape since freshman year of college...before the freshman 15.

There is plenty of time to work out*, except maybe for the last month before/during finals. This is especially true if you're a guy: 3x45 min of weightlifting per week should at least keep you at your normal weight.

*) Finding the motivation to do so may be a different story...

Tobacco makes you more good at the law? I thought it just make you coolest kid.

being too broke to buy food has generally been a great method for me

It helps with the appetite suppression and is much less distracting than eating. It's actually a good alternative to lots of distracting things. I also don't do it to appear cool and try to make my use pretty discreet. I'm not talking cigarettes, but Swedish snus. A form of oral tobacco that doesn't contain nearly as many carcinogens as cigarettes or other tobacco products. It also doesn't require spitting, so it's virtually undetectable.

I find that it can help with focus when sitting through a long class or working on a writing assignment.

Ah the internet...where everyone claims to be in awesome shape and has time to work out...

I'm only claiming the latter.